Posted by
Buffalo Gnat on Tuesday, October 13, 2009 2:47:56 PM
The protagonist of "Global Warming", a fine theatrical farce
Is sonorous Al Gore or some other comic tree-hugging arse.
They play the lead role with sorrow and words of utter gloom
Because their role portends imminent, undeniable global doom.
William Shakespeare, Bard of Avon, did say all the world's a stage
And "Global Warming" has become a ubiquitous firestorm rage.
Politicians are surely the worst actors in the play
Who ad-lib economic destruction and think, dumbly, it's OK.
The plot includes a carbon diox-hide fire-breathing dragon
That adolescent Obama wants to slay and parade in his wagon.
"Look what I've bravely done for the polar beers!" he yells,
Too childish to realize video text on his teleprompter fails.
He thought a grand beer summit would happen on his lawn
Where he could call police stupid and the media would fawn.
NBC, ABC, and CBS videotaping the summit on the grass
Will wrestle vigorously for the chance to first kiss his cheek.
Then there's Nancy Pelosi as the vile, hideous Ogre of the West.
Compared to other politicians, her role is far and away the best.
She says that a 4-star general stepped outside the "line of command".
She calls CIA spooks liars. Encore! Such acting will sprout demand!