In the year 2525

If Obama's still alive

If Michelle can survive

You will find:

In the year 3535

Ain't never any reason to tell the truth, tell all lies

Everything you think, do or say

Is on NBC you watched today.

 

In the year 4545

Ain't gonna need your brain, just your eyes

You won't find a thing to do

Except watch Whoopie 10 on The View.

 

In the year 5555

Your arms are tattooed with ads on all sides

Your legs have scrolling ads too

Some machine is doing that to you.

 

In the year 6565

Ain't gonna need no husband, won't need no wife

You won't raise a son, won't raise a daughter too

The government's gonna do that for you.

 

In the year 7510

Christ has come and gone by then

He looked around this world and said,

"I'll go someplace else with my wine and bread."

 

In the year 8510

God will make His decision then

Whether to restore freedom to Man

Or destroy him and start again.

 

In the year 9595

I'm kinda wondering: Will Obamanation be alive?

Obama's taken everything America can give

And he ain't put back nothing.

 

Now it's been 10,000 years

Lonely Freedom's cried a trillion tears

For love of any man it once knew

Now all men's days are through

But through the dawn's early light

And the last gleaming of twilight

Now not so far away

Let us pray for yesterday.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

      "Down A Country Lane"

 

I wander down a country lane

Past meadows cool and sweet

Where oaks and maples lend their shade

And ferns grow at my feet.

 

The birds sing out a welcome song.

A stream flows quietly

And sunlight dancing through the trees

Brings memories back to me.

 

A spider spins a silver web

Among some branches brown.

I shuffle through the fallen leaves

That gather on the ground.

 

I try to seek when'er I can

A winding lane to roam

For in the quiet countryside

My heart is truly home.

 

                Betty Jean Harp

 

 

 

 

 

 

Time magazine political analyst Mark Halperin called Barack Obama a "dick" on a television broadcast.  What a banal epithet!  Is that all Halperin has?  The next time Mark, try something with some originality like one of these:

 

1.  Obama is a half bred half-breed.  Obama is so deprived of social breeding he thinks etiquette is the 58th state he didn't get to in the 2008 campaign.  Obama only has enough breeding to lead a mob.  The lack of social breeding - plus their self-absorption - is the reason why Barack and Michelle are such lousy gift givers.  If Charlie Brown were to trick-or-treat at the Whitehouse, he'd receive a rock.

 

2.  Obama ia a blackhole for truth.  Like a cosmic blackhole devours light, Obama devours the truth.  The truth rarely escapes his lips.

 

3.  Obama is a treacherous, venomous chameleon.  One minute Obama is villifying the rich and the next minute he changes his spots and hobnobs with them.

 

4.  Obama is the Maynard G. Krebs of American presidents.  Obama is so lazy he reminds me of Maynard, played by Bob Denver, on the old Dobie Gillis Show.  Maynard was a beatnick who shouted "WORK!"  whenever the subject of work came up.  Whenever there's work to be done, Obama goes golfing, makes out his NCAA March Madness predictions, takes vacations, or goes campaigning.

 

5.  Obama is the Captain Gilligan of the ship of state.  Oh look!  Is that Ginger wearing a beauty pageant crown on the foredeck?  No, that's just Michelle throwing bread crumbs and carrot sticks to the peasants.

 

6.  Obama is a nefarious narcissist.  Obama truly believes he's the person the world has been waiting for.  That would be true if the world was waiting for a lying piece of crap.  Now, there's a better hackneyed epithet Halperin can use for Obama.

 

 

 

 

 

It was just a Weiner making a call.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Progressives should be obscene and not heard.

 

And progressives should never hold political offices having ultimate authority and power over any human condition.  Judged by their words and actions, progressives are anti-human.  They proclaim the world is overpopulated with humankind when every human on earth could be provided with a small room on the island of Cuba, leaving 99.97% of the earth's land available to more desirable species like horseflies and ticks.  Progressives state as an undeniable fact that mankind is destroying the planet through global warming.  They care little about the inconvenient truths that dinosaurs once ate lush vegetation in what is today northern Alaska, or lower temperatures in the troposphere are causing this year's powerful tornado season.  Progressives, without conservative political restraint, will bestow human rights on the environment and provide legal counsel for wildlife with little concern to the damage this does to human liberty and prosperity.  At the same time, they will continue enabling abortions on demand because - they say - a woman should have sole control of her body.  Only a progressive could not see the illogic of allowing the killing of a preborn based upon the right of a woman to do as she pleases with her own body and then deny any individual the right to smoke outdoors, including on a beach, based upon public good trumping individual rights.  The logical conclusion is that progressives find public good in abortions and their mantra that abortions be safe, legal and rare is another of their fecund lies.

 

A woman should have sole control of her body.  But, a preborn is not a part of her body, nor is it her private property.  On the contrary, a preborn is a unique individual having its own independent autonomic functions and free will.  Additionally, the placenta and amniotic fluid should be the private property of the preborn.  A preborn cannot exist without these and a woman seeking an abortion wants desperately to dispose of these.  Doctors who inject poisonous salt solutions into the amniotic fluid to chemically burn the preborn to death should be violating the property rights of the preborn in addition to performing infanticide for profit.

 

Property rights are given to the Delta Smelt in California in that this little fish has more legal right to water than California tomato growers.  All of God's creatures should have humane rights that protect them from cruelty and unnecessary pain.  It is America's greatest sin that human preborns have no rights whatsoever.  Not even the right to a humane death.

 

 

 

 

 

Here's some poetry that has more truth than the rap singer Common's belief that the cop killer Mumia Abu-Jamal is innocent:

 

 

There once was a man named Obama

Who gunned down an unarmed Osama.

He spiked the football with glee

And pined to shoot Qaddafi.

For a vote he'd even wack the Dalai Lama.

 

 

 

  

 

Evil walks with a swagger,

Beware its holstered dagger.

 

 

Spending more than you make or take

Is the spendthrift budget of a flake.

 

 

If at first you didn't succeed,

Stay home and smoke a weed.

 

 

When liberty is no longer our brick and mortar,

Blood will no longer be thicker than water.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Trumka is a lard assed Marxist

Who's uglier than a pus-sy dark cyst.

A leader of thugs

With bulbous-nosed mugs,

He's the Ace of Clubs on my terrorist list.

 

 

Cowboys were once like Matt Dillon:

Blazing Guns causing lots of blood spillin.

Then came Brokeback gays

And cowboy poet forays,

Now cowgirl Reid passes bills when he's killin.

 

 

This poetry brought to you free of charge and without any government stimulus.

 

 

 

 

 

 

No living man has ever seen a woman more emasculating than Michelle Obama unless he's seen Hillary Clinton in a black leather leotard and whip.

 

I will support a No Fly zone over Libya just as soon as there is a No Piracy zone off Somalia.  Piracy seems to be the only form of capitalism that doesn't bother progressives.  On second thought, I will only support a No Fly zone over Libya when I know the Libyan "freedom fighters" want a Jeffersonian style of democracy and Jeffersonian democracy is once again being practiced in America.

 

President Obama speaks out against the killing of Muslims unless they are young Iranians.  Is it just a coincidence that young Iranians tend to be more secular and pro-western than most Muslims?

 

When the presidential portrait of Obama is painted, it would be fitting to do it in the Cubist style made famous by Pablo Picasso with his nose upside down, his eyes on one side of his face symbolizing that he sees only his side of any issue, and the two sides of his mouth painted that he speaks out of.

 

President Obama is struggling with gay marriage.  Homosexuals have already taken possession of the word gay and now they want to appropriate the word marriage.  The next thing you know they'll want to be known as straight and heterosexuals as crooked.  Frankly, I could care less what homosexuals do in their bedrooms as long as it has the Good Housekeeping Seal of Approval from PETA.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

That bold black Mahdi has you in his spell.

That bold black Mahdi that you know not well.

With icy fingers running up Chris Matthews' leg.

It's voodoo magic that drives a rich man to beg.

 

The eerie tingle that you feel inside

Is deep down you know Hope has lied.

Still, left and left you go.

Round and round you flow

Like a bridled horse on a carousel ride.

 

You should flee today

But you're meat in a stew.

You shout out his name

And double his fame.

 

When young Neda died where was his desire?

Now Qaddafi lingers and his passion's on fire.

Still, he's the messiah you've waited for,

With upturned nose that you adore.

 

And the rare times his eyes meet your's

Down and down you go.

Round and round you flow.

In a spin

Loving the spin you're in

Under that bold black Mahdi's false love.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

And mock this god named Darwinism as I build toward the sky.

 

 

 

 

                                                                        Theodosius Dobzhansky

 

 

 

                                                              The Buffalo Gnat